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And besides, you can't really believe gossip. 而且,你不能听信传闻 Look at all that hate mail I got with people calling me a bitch, and I'm not a bitch. 瞧瞧我收到的仇恨信,多少人骂我贱货啊,可其实我不是。 Well, th
Oh, hey ladies. There you are. Look, I switched it up a little bit. 女士们,你们来啦。你们看,我改穿高调一点。 Do you like me in pink? My boyfriend does. 我穿粉红色好看吗?我的基男友觉得好看。 He says it makes
Okay, before we use all this money on the business, we should take a vacation. How 'bout it? 在我们把钱花在生意之前,先去度个假吧。你说如何? You, me, Chestnut, jet skis. Okay, here we go. 你,我,栗宝,水上摩托车。
Hey, Sophie, you don't happen to have any tweezers, do you? Like, the really good industrial kind? 苏菲,你身上有带拔毛夹子吗?就是那种很好用的工业拔毛夹 Oh, you know about the hair? 你也知道你的那根毛啊 'Cause I
Max, you will not believe what just came addressed to you. 麦克斯,你不会相信是谁寄信来了。 Let me explain. I'm not a Scientologist. I just went that one time because I heard some rich guy was looking for a wife 我先解释下,我不
Sophie, if my cousin Yuri said he would be here in half hour with parts to fix, he will be here in half hour. 苏菲,如果我的表弟有利说他会在半小时内带着工具来修车,他就一定会在半小时内到。 Actually, it's been 40
Hold up, hold up, hold up. 等等,等等 Earl, slow down, your heart. 厄尔,慢点,你有心脏病 Sorry I'm late, ladies. But if I run any faster, the cops tend to pull guns on me. 抱歉来晚了,女士们。我再跑快一点,警察会以
Why is he going to the bathroom with that stranger? 为什么他要跟那个陌生人去厕所呢 Is Han also a republican senator? Usher. 难道阿憨是共和党参议员吗?带位员。 Are all men's rooms this depressing? 所有的男厕所都这
Oh, wow, look at that. That car just exploded in front of those two girls, 哇,快看啊。那辆车在那两个女生面前爆炸了, and one didn't use the other's body to block her from the flying debris. 而其中一个居然没有用另一个的
There's the guy. I'm getting a little nervous. 那个人在那,我开始紧张了 I'm starting to sweat like those people on Locked up abroad. 我在狂出汗了,就像《异乡劫历》里的人一样。 I don't know why. I haven't swallowed a h
Here's what's left in the bag. Nope, sorry. I don't see your dignity. 袋子里就剩这个了。抱歉,没找到你的尊严。 Max, don't. Isn't it enough that I'm wearing dishwasher whites 麦克斯,别这样。难道我现在身穿洗碗工的大
Max, have you seen my phone? 麦克斯,你看见我的手机了吗 I wanna take a picture of this bad tip and put it on Instagram. 我要把这点少得可怜的小费拍下来,然后放到图片分享网。 Getting loose change used to be so dep
With or without Martha Stewart, 无论有没有她的帮忙 We're gonna build our cupcake business and be a success, I just know it. 我们都会建立起自己的小蛋糕生意,然后飞黄腾达,我看得见那未来 How? How do you know that?
And tomorrow night when you come in for takeout, Sophie, 从明晚开始,当你再次步入餐厅呢,苏菲 all Max has to do is hit this little thing. 麦克斯只需要轻击这个小东西 Well, if I'm allowed to hit little things, you're next
Okay, Caroline, I'm gonna tell you something, and I don't want you to react. 卡洛琳,我要跟你说件事,但我不想你做出过激反应。 I knew you were gonna get pregnant. Damn it! 我就知道你的肚子会被人搞大,靠! All ri
Okay, what if we just send Martha an E-mail, 这样吧,我们给她发封电邮如何 so we're not just standing in her office, begging some receptionist? 这样就不用去到她办公楼,求前台放我们进去了 That won't do anything. Yes,
Sophie, this is so generous of you to offer to buy us dresses for the gala, 苏菲,感谢你慷慨解囊,愿意帮我们买晚宴穿的裙子。 but as much as my shoes love being back in their place of birth... 不过尽管我的鞋子很开心能
Hey Chestnut. 嘿 栗宝 Hot as a mother right? 体温高得就跟孕妇一样 对吧 Better right? 好点了吗 打工姐妹花第一季 So hot so take off all your clothes 适宜宽衣解带 I am gettin' so hot 浑身热血沸腾 I'm gonna take my
Okay. Next person is going to sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry 好 下一位将演唱凯蒂佩里的《少女梦》 who is pretty now but used to have very horrible acne. 大美女凯蒂以前可是痤疮大丑女呢 This is the third Teenage Dream i
I hope you're happy. 这下你开心了吧 I look like a cambodian stripper. 我看起来像柬埔寨的脱衣舞娘 These cost $70.43. 这花了我七十块四毛三 打工姐妹花第一季 She forced me to get tips 她逼我得做假指甲 and the